Think the reverse

With hundreds of hours of reality tv show meetings under his belt, Simon Cowell knows exactly how to play a nation - he has done it in America and he has done in the UK - every sentence scrutinised, knowing what resounds and what doesn't

Sky news is currently churning out the (old chestnut) message - Cowell will leave the country of Jedward win X-Factor

And the BBC are running this story...

X Factor judge Simon Cowell says he is "praying" Irish twins John and Edward Grimes do not win the ITV talent show.

"If they win, it will be a complete and utter disaster," he said. "I'd probably sulk for about six months [and] get on a very fast plane out of the country."

The 18-year-old duo - dubbed 'Jedward' by their many fans - are one of nine acts left in this year's series.

"I don't dislike them as people," added Cowell. "I just don't think they are the act we were looking for."

The pop impresario was speaking at a press conference on Thursday to announce his patronage of the Children's Hospices UK charity.

'Singing candle'

Cowell, who is hoping to steer one of his over-25 acts to victory this year, also had some criticism for popular contestant Stacey Solomon.

"She's like a singing candle," he told reporters. "She hasn't moved in three weeks."

Singer Danyl Johnson remains favourite to win, despite ending up in the sing-off on Sunday's results show.

"He's back on Saturday to prove he should be there," said Cowell, who admitted a meeting had been called after Sunday's programme.

"It was simply to say I thought that Saturday's show song choices and performances weren't as good as I would have expected and that we have got to dig a bit deeper."

Fans have been assembling outside the north London property where the X Factor hopefuls are currently being housed.

Barnet Council said on Thursday it had closed the road to through traffic "to protect children and teenagers who have been amassing"

Thinking the reverse when Cowell offers a position is fast becoming a decent strategy